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expect to accept exception [26 Apr 2007|02:52pm]
[ music | the kills-no wow ]

i would be arriving in the coachella valley today.
that is, if.

drink your own buttsauce
use it to make you strong

gnorts

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is it in yet? [19 Mar 2007|12:51pm]
[ mood | shitheady ]
[ music | chime it, chome gnome ]

last night i spent the best 25 american dollars of my life.

the Good the Bad and the Queen played here in this fantastic city i call home.
door guy cant read ID's and gave me a wristband. (truthfully i think my moustachio made him mind-come)

one of the best performances ive ever seen, and i require anyone with the opportunity to see them to do so.

carlos d can suck my junk after seeing paul simonon dance and pose around the stage.

and i got to look at damon albarn with my face.

for those of you who dont know the band,
damon albarn sings, pianos, and blows your headcock
paul simonon is a fucking legend.
tony martin, incredible percussionist that couldve done more for the album
the guitarist from the verve is a douchebag a-hole

after the show we waited around and then they came out and i got to shoot the shit with them for about an hour

i got to meet damon albarn.
i got to make him laugh, ask him questions, give him his first turkish royal, shake his hand, suck his dick, and ogle at his sheer magnificence.

paul simonon gave me hat advice, told me i couldnt have his hat, etc etc.

the most starstruck i think i could get, and i was as cool as a hindu cow.

getting to meet one of my musical idols was completely surreal.

eric got his contact information and asked him to score some of his documentary.
he told him to send it to him when he was finished and he'd see what he thought.

HA!

it was an unforgettable experience to say the very least.

DAMON FUCKING ALBARN.

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Jacob is santa clause dressed as a wonderful thundercat [26 Oct 2005|03:11pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]

What an amazing surprise that was, "we could have spat on twiggy" says jacob in reference to how close we were to the stage. I can no longer hear out of my left ear because the speakers were modified into 30 foot headphones. But holy fuck poop that set kicked the bird shit out of coachellas. The guitarist reminded me of a hybrid of jacob as Lion-O and a bonobo monkey. Sadly Jonah Juba Jeremy whatever the fuck his name is wasnt playing drums, but Willy- Kat half assed it pretty good.
For Halloween should I be a nigger? if so, what breed?

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slowly melting into a pot [21 Oct 2005|09:13pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | nick cave and the bad seeds- right out of your hand ]

Ive never felt so helpless in my entire life.
I really need friends right now, I dont care if its something I dont want to hear, prank call me even.
poboxinjun@gmail.com

In other news, I just bought a copy of the flaming lips void dvd.
Ive lost touch with many of my friends, and I feel like too much is happening too fast.

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"aware and relaxed... Ive got it!" [09 Sep 2005|04:57pm]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | staring at the sea ]

I recently bought a dvd set called "Martial Arts Masters", in all it has 3 Bruce Lee movies, three sonny chiba films, and bonus feature biographys on both of them. it has three other movies called "shoguns ninja", "ninja wars", and "rage of the masters".
So far Ive only watched The Real Bruce Lee, and the first half of Fist of Fury which surprisingly I havent seen.
I never had such a problem sitting through a movie before, and I dont think its because "I have adhd" either.
I never thought my appreciation for movies (and music, as well as artistic media in general) could go any higher than it already was.
Being so caught up with Full Sail almost immediately after high school, along with all the drugs I was taking, slowed down a moment of realization that I think most of us go through when we just move away in general.
I miss all of my friends, and they will always mean the world to me.
In other news, I got an eyeglass repair kit for my glasses and sunglasses, and I started rolling cigarettes.
I know I should quit smoking in general, but I love it too much, for me its a healthier way to moderate myself.
Hollie just came home wearing a red t- shirt with a uterus attached to it.
also, we just got our first netflix movie! I have to go now.

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obnoxious box of one colored crayons [02 Aug 2005|05:57pm]
This is more so a checklist of things to do, but I guess its a suggestion too.

- Go to The Musuem of Jurassic Technology in Culver City, CA

- Download "Rocko's Happy Sack: Flu-in-U-enza" episode of rockos modern life

- Get notepad (thanks matt katt/rye fly) and colored Sharpee markers (thanks black josh)

- go see that cute as all hell penguin movie
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[15 Jul 2005|04:11pm]
Since this was my second time around, I decided to actually read the “TOS” (terms of service) agreement. Im sure there are some of you that read them before, but this was the first one I ever actually read and followed up each web address I came across within the fine print of these service agreements. I had to dig a little.

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“syndicated feeds aggregator” – (can someone tell me what the fuck this means?( It wouldn’t let me copy and paste the word, so I clicked on it and this was what came up.)
o Insert Your User Name Here might have friends defined that post only protected entries that you can't view, because they haven't defined you as a friend in return.


(ok, I understand that this could just be me “digging for a reason”, or “creating my own clues”. But from where it says “defined” to “view”,(above sentence with the “Insert Your User Name Here”) which now reads as a sentence like this: “defined that post only protected entries that you can't view”. (You have to understand that on top of having to do a 35mm film in the rain until 6am, and already having failed hopes towards humanity, I also had to come across this fucking thing! So..) Of course theres a lot more ideas of conspiracy I created in my head but.. no point in being stupid now. Im afraid to think. Right now I am afraid to say everything Im thinking, and I hope whoever reads this will be too. Im beginning to believe that ever since humanity first existed, there were just as many people who wanted to take away the rights of others then, as there are now. And fear can do that to people. The up most level of fear towards an individual, usually ends in an execution. (“the chair”, or illegally stabbed to death if you will) This is the ultimate price,( that is, if you believe when your dead, there is no longer consciousness in your body .) From that degree, and as it is gradually going down to the levels of freedoms we have now, it makes sense that our “freedoms” and “rights” become more available to the ones we don’t have to fear. And no one should have to fear their own government. I should have known that there is a lot more to capitalism, and that that’s.. just how they have to operate.. I accept that sometimes less freedoms and rights are actually taken away from the ones we don’t need to fear.

I know there has to be some “super computer” that can sort through all this shit, and by checking that little box, you legally agreed to reading the TOS I was in a hurry to go to bed, so I didn’t get around to reading the details inside the details inside the details, but when Hollies’ computer starts freaking out at 7:30 am when no one is watching cable television, with good reason I am going to freak the fuck out too.
THIS WAS THE WORK OF FICTICIOUS COMEDY, Thanks for playing along.

(Everything written below this point was typed just below the terms of service agreement box.(assume flashier text) I would make fun of it, but then again, I guess I fell for it the first time also.. but still, what a punch in the face. Not quite the first time, but possibly the last time, Eric Samuel Miller aka indiandivision aka injun aka monkeykid)


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